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We could say that we are at the forefront of hairdressing  and at the pinnacle of fashion. But we know everyone says that and its just straight up bullshit. So instead at Blockhead Salon, which is  a hairdresser in Bondi Junction, we offer a destination where people receive quality hair services in an environment where you can be yourself without judgment. We believe that beneath all our disguises we are all just blockheads.

WHAT IS A BLOCKHEAD?

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ABOUT US - Hairdressers in Bondi Junction 

A bunch of blockheads who have been working as hairdressers in Bondi junction for a couple of decades now. Although we were always Blockheads we use to work in a fine establishment known as Catwalk. With the return of Overlord Blockhead and his teachings, we have realised our true calling and will serve the overlord as he pleases. 

No Gimmicks, Just great hair services, great chat, big smiles, and a 113% increase in freshness.

About Us

WHO IS LORD BLOCK?

Everything was so hazy and all his surroundings were spinning at a pace that made him want to throw up. He had been in a comatose state for months now. But somehow he had survived with no food or water, Block had no idea where he was or what had happened to him. It would all soon reveal itself to him and the part he will play in all of human history.   Block was born in an ancient civilization that pre-dates our history books. This civilization was known as the Aarocongian Empire and was at the center of technology, art, science, and philosophy. Blocks’ father was a renowned scholar in the sciences, humanities, alchemy, and technology.  This civilization was the most advanced that any person had experienced. And due to some unfortunate events, it would never be experienced again. Block was doing his daily military drills that all Aarocongians completed when the meteor shower had struck. Destroying everything in sight, new mountains and valleys were created, cities were flattened, and dead bodies were laid out across the planet. Anyone who had survived would soon be killed by the huge tsunamis washing across the continent fueled by melting ice caps and meteors. The rapidly rising sea levels washed away all survivors and any evidence of the great and mighty civilization. That is everyone except Block, he was struck right on the helmet by a small meteor. It cracked the faceplate revealing half his face. But the rock that had struck him wasn’t an average space rock. It was an alien organism that lived on the quantum scale. It had traversed through countless galaxies for millions of years collecting different elements until that day that it struck Block, turning it into dust that Block inhaled. While in this coma, the dust would integrate itself with every particle of Block. Helping him survive this extinction-level event but also helping him survive for tens of thousands of years to come.  Block spent thousands of years in solitude mastering his mind, body, and soul. The symbiosis between his body and the organism would give him absolute control over his body. He would spend years in meditation altering cell by cell to not only stop the aging process but to make every element of his body faster, stronger, and able to withstand any trauma or force. This manipulation allowed his cells to interact with the world differently allowing him to defy gravity and fly. His mastery of soul meant he was able to communicate with beings that we thought were incapable of communication. This communication meant he was able to learn many things from the animal kingdom. How to prey like a lion and how to see like a hawk. He could inspire a whole forest to grow when there was no will for it to grow. His complete mastery of the soul allows him to manipulate his surroundings using nature. This mastery also gave him control over any other human he came across. But understanding that all animals should have free will he never took advantage of them.   His mastery of mind gave him the ability to have a complete understanding of the universe. From science, maths, alchemy, philosophy, biology, etc….Using this new knowledge Block would pop up in every civilization to try and maneuver them toward the empire he once lived in. He could be seen standing by the Egyptian Pharaohs whispering guidance in their ears. He would interact with the Sumerians, Macedonians, the Mongols, The Chinese,  Vikings, Mayans, Incans, Aztecs, Persians, Greeks, and Romans. But none would succeed as did the Aarocongians.  He would often take on apprentices to pass his knowledge on, from Ptahhotep, Socrates, Plato, and Buddha all the way to Einstein and Steve Jobs. It didn’t always turn out well. Most of the time they went crazy with the knowledge and it led to a dark place. Block struggled to find the right person to lead the world. So he would write a different manuscript of how people should live their life. Although each one would influence humans in the right direction there was always an opposing force that would break down his attempts. He tried multiple times with The Sutras, The Veda, The Torah, The New Testament, The Quran, and many more. Living now in 2022 he has spent the last 500 years without interfering with humanity on a leadership level. He would help in the creation of technologies like the car, plane, telephone, and the internet. But let humans take control of their own destiny. He wanted to witness how humans would shape their own civilizations.  From slavery, famines, wars, and disease Block would soon grow to be bitter and angry. Losing friends, wives, and children along the way. He has finally decided that he will no longer sit by and let humans destroy each other, the wildlife, and the planet.  No longer able to idly witness the state of the world. Using his mastery of soul, Block is building an army of obedient followers, known as blockheads.  During the day he works as a hairdresser in Bondi Junction, recruiting blockheads. And at night he does large-scale attacks on infrastructure and programs designed to keep the masses as slaves to the system.  What looks to be a simple corner "hairdresser in Bondi Junction" is actually the home to the greatest anti-hero of all time LORD BLOCK. Although his intentions are good, his methods no longer are.

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